God is a Rat and in the image of Rat He has created them, male and female, to be fruitful and multiply. He has given them minds to know wisdom, paws to record truth, and mouths to teach religion...
...but then the humans came along and screwed it all up! Now it's up to you to unscrew it. But you’re not gonna do it, are you, you furry little murder hobo? No, you’re gonna screw it even... [click here for more]
This is a character sheet for RATS!God is a Rat and in the image of Rat He has created them, male and female, to be fruitful and multiply. He has given them minds to know wisdom, paws to record truth, and mouths to teach religion...
...but then the humans came along and screwed it all up! Now it's up to you to unscrew it. But you’re not gonna do it, are you,... [click here for more]