»A man must defend his territory, slay his enemies, and lay as many women as possible.«• • • Utterance attributed to Kuthroc, the legendary warlord
You are a real MAN. Your arms are thick like young trees, most others wouldn't even be able to lift your sword from the ground, and your dong is 10 inches long. No shit!
You swim rapid rivers, climb sheer mountain... [click here for more]