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A free add-on for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters. Includes sample hats and character sheets! We hope you'll enjoy outfitting characters with head-gear... before beating the hell out of them!
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NUELOW Games |
FREE
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When you just want to beat up on your friends without actually hurting them, ROLF! is the game to turn to. With quick character generation and a fast-moving combat system, it's a silly little game that puts the die-rolling in roll-playing games. With this game, you really get what you pay for!
Designed by Steve Miller (formerly of West End Games, TSR and a few other bankrupt RPG publish... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$1.50
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A NEW HORIZON IN ROLLPLAYING GAMES!
You vs. Me is a two-player rollplaying game (not a roleplaying game... here, you just make characters and then fight by rolling dice) where the players pit characters based on each other against one another. It's a great way for good friends to have a laugh while ... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$1.50
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On a Wednesday afternoon some 5,300 years ago, a shepherd headed into the Alps to tend his flock of goats. He would never see his home again. His mummified corpse and violent death have been the subject of study and speculation since a retreating glacier released him from his makeshift grave in 1991, A.D. (or C.E.... whatever.)
In observance of the 20th anniverary of the discovery of th... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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SUPERHEROES... THE ROLF! WAY!!
Husband and wife superhero team Bulletman and Bulletgirl are confronted with an impossible choice: When nefarious mad scientist Der Kopf kidnaps their son and threatens to kill him if they interfere with his plans, they must choose between rescuing him or saving Guardian City. ... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.60
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Twenty years ago, a horror movie named Leprechaun was made. Its star, then up-and-coming actress Jennifer Aniston, has been trying to forget it ever since. But when she decides to comment on the film to talk show host Conan O'Brien, she learns that leprechauns are sensitive creatures...
... who will beat the heck out of anyone... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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NEVER MIND THE EXPENDABLES--HERE'S THE OLD AND ANGRY!
Once upon a time, they sent bad guys to prison, physical rehab, or the morgue. Harry Callahan. James Braddock, Robert Malone and his wife Barbara Gordon-Malone were forces for good who cut violent and bloody swaths through evil.
B... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.60
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This is a free add-on for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters. It presents easy-to-use game mechanics for creating superhero characters... and adding some extra madness to the mayhem. With great power comes much bodily harm!
For an example of these rules in action, check out ROLF!: Bullets to the Head. ... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
FREE
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The Mummy's Tune: It's Sure to Knock Them Dead!
Shock-pop princess Lady GooGoo's latest outrageous stunt will see her performing a 4000-year-old song in the shadows of the Great Pyramids while wearing nothing but a few strips of bacon. The fact the song is reputed to level a deadly curse against... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.75
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Witness the Birth of the Occupy Your Gaming Table Movement!
NUELOW Games becomes the first roleplaying game publisher to capture the spirit of the Occupy [Whatever Random Location You Think Of] Movement and deliver it to the gaming table!
Redistribute some of your wealth to NUELOW Games and get your very own copy of L.L. Hundal's ROLF!: ... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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On July 2nd, 1937, trailblazing woman pilot Amelia Earhart vanished with her navigator Fred Noonan over the Pacific Ocean while attempting to fly around the world. Her fate has remained a mystery.... Until now.
Amelia vs. the Queen of the 57th Dimension pits Amelia and Fred against the evil sorcererss who rules a distant dimension after she takes them to her world. It features rule... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.60
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He searches for peace, but all he ever finds is battle...
John Rambo, trouble magnet and Vietnam veteran, is living peacefully in a New Mexico hippy commune when communists from Jupiter land and declare their intent to conquer Earth. Rambo, ever the reluctant warrior, must once again deal death and destruction in the name of freedom and to sa... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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Based on the Western Short Stories by the Legendary Robert E. Howard!
In Bear Creek, the menfolk take a bath once a year, whether they need it or not. But this year's bathtime is interrupted by the notorious Black Phantom Gang... and it's up to Breckinridge Elkins to stop them from cleaing up while he and his kinfolk... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.95
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NOTHING CAN PREPARE YOU FOR PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON!
Whether they're from down the block, or from the the planet Jupiter, Girl Scouts are a menace to President Clinton (and visa-versa) in Bill Clinton Meets a Girl Scout. Will his wife Hillary be able to save him from himself before it's too late? Plus, as a s... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring—except for Bill Clinton who was hoping to get a peek at Santa's daugther while she was in the sauna.
With the Mayan non-apocalypse behind us, NUELOW Games wishes everyone a happy holiday season and present our 2012 Chrstimas Special.
ROLF!: Christmas Chaos features sev... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.75
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IT'S A BATTLE THAT'S BEEN THOUSANDS OF YEARS IN THE MAKING!
When Andy buys a weird amulet at a yard sale, he unleashes magical energies that bring Conan, the unacknowledged king of late-night comedy, and Conan, the unappreciated king of Aquilonia, face to face in mortal combat. Who will be left standing? Will the swo... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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Ripped from today's headlines! Only Mister Freedom Can Save Florida!
Evil super-genius Blowhard has gained control of the US government's top secret Weather Making Device (WMD) and he plans to destroy the Republican National Convention and all of Floria. Only Mister Freedom (who is secretly mild-mann... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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Hell Hath No Fury Like the Easter Bunny!
When the Easter Bunny decides that Playboy Bunnies are sullying her good name, she goes on a murderous rampage. Can even the Son of God himself stand against her wrath?!
Night of the Easter Bunny is a ROLF! combat scenario for two pla... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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It's only natural for politicians to be two-faced... especially when they've been cloned!
When legendary superthief Red Robin was hired to break into U.S. presidential candidate Mitt Romney's home office and abscond with some documents, she thought it would be an easy job. But then she found herself in the middle of ... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.60
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IN THE DARK FUTURE, NO ONE WEARS PANTS.
In the year 2042, only the rich and powerful get to wear pants. However, a brave group of cyberpunky freedom fighters are hoping to change all that--the Trouser Snakes are launching a win-or-die assault on the Wearhouse to liberate a billion or more pairs of long pants and return them to the people! ... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.60
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Six supermodels are trapped in a building with a whiny fashion designer and a hunky handyman... and a murderer out to get them all! Sounds like the teaser summary for a slasher film, but it's actually the subject of the latest supplement for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters.
Dangerously close to being a real adventure (as opposed to the usual stuff where character... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$1.00
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On May 1, 2011, the reigning Hide-and-Seek World Champion from 2001 to 2011 lost his title and life when United States Special Forces entered his secret hideout and shot him. Now, through the magic of ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters, you can recreate that historic moment, in a scenario constructed with the use of top secret files recovered from the women's restroom in No... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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"The next time you insist we go somewhere classy, I'll remind you about tonight!"
When his girlfriend Joan wanted him to take her to an exhibit of ancient Chinese artifacts, he reluctantly agreed. But the night of cultural education turns into a battle of life and death when it turns out to be a trap set fo... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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THE TURKEYS COME HOME TO ROOST!
When a maniacal film fan threatens the life of a director notorious for making bad movies, it's up to the brave agents of the Central Legal Investigative Taskforce to stop an atrocity of a non-cinematic kind. But can even Sally the Sleuth survive the wrath of the Turkey Avenger?!
... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.65
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LIKE A STEAMY ROMANCE NOVEL... ONLY EVEN DUMBER!
ROLF! creator L.L. Hundal takes a cue from The Sheik, a satirical short story written by Robert E. Howard when he ws still in high school, bringing an amorous Desert Sheik and the Swooning Damsel he has swept into his arms to the Rollplaying Game of Big Du... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.75
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"The Name is Bond. Jane Bond."
When Great Britain's greatest secret agent travels to Shanghai to facilitate the defection of Chinese scientist Dr. Hu Yu what should have been a simple mission turns into a fight for her life against a mysterious masked figure and a chinese dragon.
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NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! WHY NOT GO OUT GAMING?!
2012 is the year the world is slated to end, at least that'swhat the Mayans supposedly established with their calander. We at NUELOW Games want to give everyone the chance to play one last RPG session before the end, so each month this year, we've released a Fina... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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IT'S THE FINAL FINAL BATTLE!
For all of 2012, the people of the world were quaking in their booties, fearing that the universe would end. (Well, okay... the gullible people of the world were quaking in their booties.)
We here at NUELOW Games hedged our bets by releasing a "final battle" product each month, just in c... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.60
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"TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN."
When former President of the United States Bill Clinton heard that SEAL Team Six recovered binders with pictures of six hundred or more sexy women from the lair of Osama bin Laden, along with a map to the secret city where the women lived. Bill, the biggest ... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! WHY NOT GO OUT GAMING?
Reportedly, ancient Mayans predicted the world is going to at some point during 2012. Since ancient peoples were never wrong about anything, we here at NUELOW Games are releasing a "Final Battle" every month this year until the end comes... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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Objective: Save Humankind From Destruction Before Humankind Exists
It's the Final Battle for ROLF! (#3)
When time-traveling Eco-Terrorists go to the Garden of Eden with the intent of killing Eve, only one man can stop them and save us all: Snake Plisskin.
... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.60
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The World is slated to end, so we bring you the Final Battle (#2)!
Some believe the ancient Mayans predicted the end of the world at some point during 2012, but there's uncertainty about when during 2012 the world is going to end. Just in case, we all die early, NUELOW Games is releasing a final ROLF! product every m... [click here for more] |
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$0.50
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The usually sedate gathering of mad scientists for the annual EVIL awards erupts in chaos and death-ray fire when several attendees set their romantic sights on Dr. Candi Floss after she has a falling out with her husband and partner in scientific crime, Dr. Tooth. It’s hard for the brainiacs of crime to make love connections, so they're going to eliminate anyone standing in their w... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.60
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The World is Coming to An End, So Why Not Go Out Gaming?!
There are those who say that the Ancient Mayans predicted the world is going to end in 2012! We here at NUELOW Games are accepting of all beliefs--even the stupid ones--so we're producing a Final Battle product each montyh this year until the world ends, or 2013 arrives.
... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.60
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IT'S THE FINAL BATTLE (#8)
The Mayans predicted the world would end some time in 2012, and NUELOW Games is giving everyone a chance to go out gaming by offering a Final Battle for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters each month until the End comes. Will we make it to 12?
We might, but only because the legendary au... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.60
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The world is coming to an end... and if Dr. Demon has his way, it'll end today!
Angry at a world who doesn't respect him and is full of excessive ATM fees, a villianous mystic decides to unleash the Demonlord of Destruction upon North America. Can the pure-hearted Dr. Incorruptus save us?!
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NUELOW Games |
$0.60
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It's the Final Battle Before the End of the World (#4)!
History records that one of the most evil men to ever walk planet Earth, Adolf Hitler, took his own life on April 30, 1945. But the facts surrounding his death have long been questioned.
In the grand tradition of The Death of Osama bi... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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It's the End of the World, so Here's the Final Battle (#1 of 12)!
At least it will be, at some point during 2012 if the Mayans are to be believed. But they kinda forgot to give us the exact date, so we here at NUELOW Games will be offering 12 different Final Battles for the ROLF! Rollplaying Game. (Well... we hope it... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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"Ain't no galoot gonna knock out Steve Costigan without a rematch!"
Celebrated pulp-fiction writer Robert E. Howard wrote over 300 short stories in his too-short life. The character he wrote the most about was Steve Costigan, a sea-faring prizefighter with a habit of getting into trouble. It's a character who seems t... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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"Avast, shipmate! There be ninjas chasin' yer booty!"
When a mysterious Ninja Master captures and transports a hoard of pirates, along with Captain Jack, Captain Jack, and Captain Jack, to an uncharted Caribbean island, it's kill or be killed in search of an answer to the eternal question: Who rules--pirates or ninjas?
Cap'n Jac... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.75
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MURDER AND MAYHEM! WITHOUT MSG!
When two assassins with past history come face-to-face in Seattle's Chinatown, it's a foregone conclusion that one of them will be taken out. But if the mysterious figure who brought them together, they will both be as cold as an uneaten eggroll by day's end.
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$0.50
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EXIT THE DRAGON...
When martial arts instructor and daycare provider Leigh Bruce is mistaken for a reborn Bruce Lee by wiitless minions of the mysterious mastermind known only as the Great Question, she finds herself fighting for her life as the Year of the Dragon gives way to the Year of the Snake.
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$0.50
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Hello Angels!
Although their leader is dead, the all-female fighting force known as Gaddafi's Angels carries on the fight against the sinister Agents of HUMMUS, with a new voice giving them direction over the red phone that was their one-time connection to Colonel Muammar.
ROLF!: Gaddafi's ... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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When legendary pirate Black Vulmea joined the crew of Captain Bell on a voyage to loot rainbow gems on the mysterious Isle of Fairies, they come face-to-face with the magical beings themselves!
ROLF!: Pirates vs. Fairies returns the Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters to its fantasy roots with four unusual battle scenarios, five pregenerated characters, and brand-new traits that will ... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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Superhero Action To Make Every Day Into St. Patrick's Day!
Ireland's own superhoerine St. Patty squares off against her two greatest foes--the Snake and Tee-Totaler--in a final battle to save the world's beer, whiskey, and redheads.
ROLF!: St. Patty vs. The Snake features four pregen... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.50
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Huda thought it was possible!
A bikini model ushers in hope, change, and the possibility of world-wide peace! Her simple act of posing on the cover of a magazine brings world leaders together as never before, and a Golden Age is about to dawn on Planet Earth. Well, unless terrorist suicide bombers and Martian Special Forces don't put a stop to this dig... [click here for more] |
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$0.75
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Wanted: Experienced Nurse for Quiet Job at Frankenstein Manor.
The request was for a nurse to assist with the care of a homebound patient for one night only, and Nurse June was more than happy to take the job. Too bad she didn't know that nothing is ever easy--or safe--when Dr. Frankenstein and one of his Monsters is involved.... [click here for more] |
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$0.50
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It May Be the End of Chicken Sandwiches as We Know Them!
When the public gets stirred up over statements made by the general manager of Baba Yaga's Chicken Hut, militant chicken rights crusaders seize the opportunity to turn the citizens of Guardian City away from tasty chicken sandwiches forever.
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NUELOW Games |
$0.60
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MERRY CHRISTMAS IN JULY FROM NUELOW GAMES!
For the second year in a row, Steve Miller and L.L. Hundal have baked Christmas pudding, guzzled lots of rum-spiked hot apple cider, and gamed and typed to the wee hours to come up with a ROLF! Special that will awaken the Christmas Spirit in even the Grinch. Play t... [click here for more] |
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$0.50
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'Twas the Night Before Christmas... and Martians were storming the North Pole!
Once upon a time, Santa Claus, Billy, and Betty were kidnapped by aliens and brought to Mars. The Christmas Spirit prevailed and Santa won the day. Now, five decades later, the Martians have returned, and Billy, Betty, Santa's daughter Sugar Plum, and Santa's loyal Elf Comma... [click here for more] |
NUELOW Games |
$0.75
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