ATTENTION, CITIZEN JEROME-G. THIS IS YOUR FRIEND THE COMPUTER.Jerome-G had a good job at the Threat Obfuscation Department in The Computer's underground city of Alpha Complex. He invented false threats to cover up true dangers. It made perfect sense, once he understood The Computer's idea of "true" is entirely false.INTERNAL S... [click here for more]
EVERYONE SHOULD BE HAPPY. IMMEDIATELY.In the underground city of Alpha Complex, The Computer wants every citizen to have fun. If you're not having fun, The Computer will turn you into reactor shielding.ATTENTION, TROUBLESHOOTERS. PLEASE RETURN THIS STOLEN HELPBOT TO ITS OWNER. THIS MISSION INVOLVES NO DEADLY WARFARE BETWEEN RIV... [click here for more]
FOLLOW ALL MANDATES SO ALPHA COMPLEX WILL WORK PECFERTLY.In Alpha Complex, The Computer's underground city of the future, happy citizens follow all mandates. If they don't, The Computer will be unhappy. This will make the happy citizens unhappy too. Quickly.THE COMPUTER DID NOT SAY "PECFERTLY." THE COMPUTER ALWAYS SPEAKS FERPE... [click here for more]
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