Got 99 problems? Make sure that coming up with an appropriate punishment for botched enchantments for tonight's game isn't one!
100 Enchantment Failures is a finely crafted list of mostly historically accurate and verisimilitudinous ways to botch collected by our semi-professional ensorcellors. Perfect for failed spells, item creation, or just to add to your critical spell failure list.
A sample of what you might find:
14. Item burns red-hot when not submerged in water.
51. Item now attracts elephants.
83. Item becomes a spoon, unless it was already a spoon, in which case it becomes a fork.
This product is system and genre agnostic, so feel free to use it to use it to mess with your fantasy PCs, to name your tanks in any number of popular war games set in the far future, to add some realism to your virtual reality simulator adventures, or just to spark your own imagination!