Got 99 problems? Make sure that coming up with a horrible creature feature for tonight's game isn't one!
100 Phantasmagorical Features is a finely crafted list of mostly historically accurate and verisimilitudinous traits collected by our semi-professional rubber suit designers. Perfect for adding some detail to the next horror you inflict upon your players, or maybe on your character! Man was the horror all along!
A sample of what you might find:
20). Teeth like clacking mandibles
58). A voice like bubbling muck
89). A tail ending in the head of another creature
This product is system and genre agnostic, so feel free to use it to use it to spook your fantasy PCs, to name your tanks in any number of popular war games set in the far future, to add some realism to your virtual reality simulator adventures, or just to spark your own imagination!