| ROLF: "Bond. Jane Bond." Regular price: $0.50 Bundle price: $0.30 Format: Watermarked PDF
| "The Name is Bond. Jane Bond."
When Great Britain's greatest secret agent travels to Shanghai to facilitate the defection of Chinese scientist Dr. Hu Yu what should have been a simple mission turns into a fight for her life against a mysterious masked figure and a chinese dragon.
Nothing is ever simple when you're Jane Bond, Agent 002.
ROLF!: "Bond. Jane Bond." is NUELOW Games's kinda-sorta tribute to the greatest series of spy movies of all times. It's also the second entry in the epic Year of the Dragon Trilogy AND the ninth "Final Battle" of a possible twelve, as we help facilitate one last game session before the prophesized end of the world.
That's a lot to load onto one Fifty Cent game product, and that's even before we talk about the pre-generated characters, traits, combat maneuver...
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| ROLF: Angels, Demons & Death Regular price: $0.50 Bundle price: $0.30 Format: Watermarked PDF
| THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! WHY NOT GO OUT GAMING?!
2012 is the year the world is slated to end, at least that'swhat the Mayans supposedly established with their calander. We at NUELOW Games want to give everyone the chance to play one last RPG session before the end, so each month this year, we've released a Final Battle for ROLF! The Rollplaying Game of Big, Dumb Fighters.
In ROLF! Angels, Demons & Death (AD&D for short--don't tell the lawyers!), the Guardian Angel of Supermodels and the Patron Demon of Excess team up to stop the Grim Reaper from destroying the Universe! If they fail, the Mayans will be proven right.
This epic ROLF! supplement contains five pre-generated characters and lots of new Combat Maneuvers and Traits--including ones to give your made-from-scratch ch...
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| ROLF: Apocalypse Not (The Final Final Battle) Regular price: $0.65 Bundle price: $0.40 Format: Watermarked PDF
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IT'S THE FINAL FINAL BATTLE!
For all of 2012, the people of the world were quaking in their booties, fearing that the universe would end. (Well, okay... the gullible people of the world were quaking in their booties.)
We here at NUELOW Games hedged our bets by releasing a "final battle" product each month, just in case that month would be the last month ever. But now it's 2013, the world didn't end, so here's the final final battle.
Apocalypse Not features eight pre-generated characters -- including game versions of ROLF! designers Hundal & Miller -- for use in the three included battle scenarios -- "Wild Girls Never Lose It" (in wich an autograph-seeking L.L. Hundal must save Simon Le Bon from doomsday cultists). "The Second Coming of the Millerites&q...
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| ROLF: Dragon vs. Tiger Regular price: $0.35 Bundle price: $0.30 Format: Watermarked PDF
| THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! WHY NOT GO OUT GAMING?
Reportedly, ancient Mayans predicted the world is going to at some point during 2012. Since ancient peoples were never wrong about anything, we here at NUELOW Games are releasing a "Final Battle" every month this year until the end comes. This is The Final Battle #7. So far, so good!
Another thing ancient peoples got right was the fact that dragons hate tigers--a fact we learn from the Chinese Zodiac. Professional golfer Tiger Woods and his friends discover this the hard way when a Chinese dragon attacks with the intent of spilling Tiger Blood on the green and thus ending their ancient rivalry forever!
Dragon vs. Tiger features ROLF! stats for Tiger Woods, Michelle Yeoh, Jackie Chan, and a Chinese Dragon, as well as all th...
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| ROLF: Escape From Eden Regular price: $0.60 Bundle price: $0.36 Format: Watermarked PDF
| Objective: Save Humankind From Destruction Before Humankind Exists
It's the Final Battle for ROLF! (#3)
When time-traveling Eco-Terrorists go to the Garden of Eden with the intent of killing Eve, only one man can stop them and save us all: Snake Plisskin.
Escape From Eden is a supplement for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big, Dumb Fighters. Intended for two players, it features new Traits, new Combat Maneuvers, seven pre-generated characters (including Snake Plisskin, Adam & Eve, Lilith the first Ex-Girlfriend, and the Serpent), and five linked Battle Scenarios.
Return to where it all began in the most epic of epic ROLF! products!
Escape From the Garden of Eden is the third Final Battle for NUELOW Games' ROLF! game line. We're doing one every month of 2012, until the world comes ...
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| ROLF: George Washington Carver and the Nuts of Doom Regular price: $0.50 Bundle price: $0.30 Format: Watermarked PDF
| The World is slated to end, so we bring you the Final Battle (#2)!
Some believe the ancient Mayans predicted the end of the world at some point during 2012, but there's uncertainty about when during 2012 the world is going to end. Just in case, we all die early, NUELOW Games is releasing a final ROLF! product every month this year, each with its own theory as to how the end might come. Real Gamers will go out rollplaying!
And while the Mayans may have predicted the End of the World, they did not envision the nightmare that Dr. Ghoul will visit upon the Earth if he succeeds in turning the world's women into men! They could not have imagined the horror and devastation that the Power of Peanuts will create when it is used for Evil instead of Good.
But there is still hope! George Washington...
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| ROLF: Mad Scientists Gone Wild Regular price: $0.60 Bundle price: $0.36 Format: Watermarked PDF
| The usually sedate gathering of mad scientists for the annual EVIL awards erupts in chaos and death-ray fire when several attendees set their romantic sights on Dr. Candi Floss after she has a falling out with her husband and partner in scientific crime, Dr. Tooth. It’s hard for the brainiacs of crime to make love connections, so they're going to eliminate anyone standing in their way... even if that someone is Dr. Floss.
Mad Scientists Gone Wild features six pre-generated mad sciensts, the zombots, and six linked battle scenarios with which to pit them against each other. The supplement is compatible with alll version of ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters, including The Violent Worlds of Robert E. Howard, and presents a new Trait and rules for outfitting characters...
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| ROLF: POTS vs. PANS Regular price: $0.60 Bundle price: $0.36 Format: Watermarked PDF
| The World is Coming to An End, So Why Not Go Out Gaming?!
There are those who say that the Ancient Mayans predicted the world is going to end in 2012! We here at NUELOW Games are accepting of all beliefs--even the stupid ones--so we're producing a Final Battle product each montyh this year until the world ends, or 2013 arrives.
We hereby proudly present POTS vs. PANS: The Final Battle (#6), a full-color superhero extravaganza! (Will there be 12 Final Battles? Only the Mayans knew for sure!)
In POTS vs. PANS, the decades-long, cross-generational feude between the pure-hearted American superheroes who make up the roster of PANS (Patriotic American Native-born Superheroes) and the dastardly international league of supervillians POTS (People's Organization for Terrorism and Socialism) c...
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| ROLF: R.L. McSterlingthong and Nikola Tesla vs. the Daughter of Skull-Face Regular price: $0.60 Bundle price: $0.36 Format: Watermarked PDF
| IT'S THE FINAL BATTLE (#8)
The Mayans predicted the world would end some time in 2012, and NUELOW Games is giving everyone a chance to go out gaming by offering a Final Battle for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters each month until the End comes. Will we make it to 12?
We might, but only because the legendary author R.L. McSterlingthong and mad scientist Nikola Tesla recently joined forces to stop the Daughter of Skull-Face and her Kathulos Cult from committing who-knows-what vile acts.
In the tradition of previous Historical Recreations, like ROLF!: Icing Oetzi and ROLF!: The Death of Hitler, you can relive these momentous events using the material in this supplemnt--the ROLF! stats for McSterlingthong, Tesla, and the Daughter of Skull-Face, as well as Spellings, Comba...
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| ROLF: The Date of Doom Regular price: $0.60 Bundle price: $0.36 Format: Watermarked PDF
| The world is coming to an end... and if Dr. Demon has his way, it'll end today!
Angry at a world who doesn't respect him and is full of excessive ATM fees, a villianous mystic decides to unleash the Demonlord of Destruction upon North America. Can the pure-hearted Dr. Incorruptus save us?!
Well, probably not. But, unfortunately for Dr. Demon, he picked 12/12/12 and Mount Blackheart to perform his ritual, the time and place where a young angel and young demon had picked for their first date. And they did not appreciate having their time together interrupted....
ROLF!: The Date of Doom continues NUELOW Games's countdown to the prophesized end of the world. This release is a sequel to Angels, Demons & Death. It features the return of Millie the Angel and Myron the Demon, as well as fou...
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| ROLF: The Death of Adolf Hitler Regular price: $0.50 Bundle price: $0.30 Format: Watermarked PDF
| It's the Final Battle Before the End of the World (#4)!
History records that one of the most evil men to ever walk planet Earth, Adolf Hitler, took his own life on April 30, 1945. But the facts surrounding his death have long been questioned.
In the grand tradition of The Death of Osama bin Laden and Icing Oetzi, NUELOW Games proudly presents another Historical Recreation that educates while entertaining by shedding light on a pivotal historical event with facts as they were found in top-secret government files and the personal diary of Chuck Norris.
This supplement for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters features several Combat Maneuvers and Traits not found in the core rulebook, as well as full game statistics for Adolf Hitler and the four people who sealed his fat...
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| ROLF: The Grim Reaper vs. the Fertility Goddess Regular price: $0.50 Bundle price: $0.30 Format: Watermarked PDF
| It's the End of the World, so Here's the Final Battle (#1 of 12)!
At least it will be, at some point during 2012 if the Mayans are to be believed. But they kinda forgot to give us the exact date, so we here at NUELOW Games will be offering 12 different Final Battles for the ROLF! Rollplaying Game. (Well... we hope it will be a maximum of 12. Who knows how far we'll get before we all die/transcend/become Republicans?)
And what better way to start a series of products marking the Mayan-predicted End of the World than with one featuring a Mayan Goddess? If there is one, we can't think of it.
The Grim Reaper vs. the Fertility Goddess: The Final Battle #1 contains three pre-generated characters (Ix-Chel the Mayan Moon Goddess, the Grim Reaper, and, making his second ROLF! appearance, Chuck N...
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