What's in here?

Vile, offensive words.

The most godawful art known to man.

Horrible layout.

Loads of insults directed at the reader.

Need we go on?
This is the most putrid, politcally incorrect, vile piece of garbage every written. Okay, maybe not. But, it's pretty darn close. You've been warned.
Steal stuff, kill stuff, try to survive. That's the aim of this...ahem...game.

Real Bums! Real Bad Times! is a satire in its ugliest sense. In it, you play a down-an-out desperado of the most desperate sort.