by Nathan Brown ~
Warning: Contains Course Language

The Job: Nobody wants to be a vampire hunter. It's certainly not the kind of thing that you plan on doing for a living. I mean it's not exactly an occupation that you grow up wanting to have when you're a child -- like a fireman or a policeman; or even, God forbid, the President of the United States.

It's just as exciting as any other job, I'll give you that . maybe even more exciting, with its endless supply of questionable deaths, constant dangers, and mind-searing horrors. But you never stand in line at the grocery store and hear a little kid telling his mommy, "I want to kill vampires when I grow up". Do you?