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At the Spookiest School In the World
"Some graduation!" you grumble to yourself as you dodge the green tentacles with practiced ease. But what did you expect? You enrolled in mysterious Miskatonic University, an institution created by the internationally famous horror writer, H.P. Lovecraft. As proof. you clutch a diploma and a bundle of souvenirs.
In his stories, Lovecraft imagined a handful of scholars and investigators burdened with knowledge of other dimensions and perilous entities, which the rest of the world could not comprehend. Bizarre evidence, ancient writing, and obscure coincidence gave weight to the threat of catastrophe. Only those few recognized the doom that threatened the world.
Since Lovecraft wrote, Miskatonic U. has survived, thrived, and grown famous. Tales are still written about it; films are set there. You can enroll today. Enrollment takes only a few seconds, and you can graduate
soon as you put your name on the enclosed diploma. Join the cornmunity. What You Get
Course Catalog from Miskatonic's School of Medieval Metaphysics, explaining enrollment and graduation procedures and individually describing more than 160 classes within the School.
Presentation Diploma awarding you in Latin a Bachelor of Arts degree in Medieval Metaphysics from Miskatonic University. School colors on nice paper. Type in your name, and frame the nifty results.
Student Body Card with space for your picture as well as your name and other information.
Restricted Stacks library pass.
Parking Sticker for Omega lot, preserve of the School of Medieval Metaphysics.
School Map place mat souvenir shows Lower and Upper Campuses.
Bumper Sticker for the university, complete with a Fighting Cephalopod, the university mascot. (GO 'Pods!)
Notepaper from Pickman Hall, handy for short messages or complex formulae.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE a "Hi, my naxe is.. ." badge for the School's annual Conventicle, a cafeteria card for Herbert West Memorial Cafeteria, a bar association card, etc.
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