Buy! Buy more! Buying feels good!

Troubleshooter! To serve and protect Alpha Complex and your friend The Computer, you need weapons! You need gear! You need approved personal services!

In short, you need all 225 entirely new items in this jam-packed PARANOIA roleplaying game supplement forthrightly titled�STUFF

An astoundingly large PARANOIA equipment book by ERIC MINTON and the TRAITOR RECYCLING STUDIO

Computer Phreak hackers bring you this giant 128-page collection of over 200 brand-new items from the Alpha Complex auction site C-Bay. Bid right now on weapons like the MonoBola, Gyro-Stabilizing All-Purpose Flux Fortifier, Gravitic Gauntlet (one size fits all) or the bot-brain equipped Smart Laser Barrel (‘I don't care what you can see, that target is out of range! Stop being an idiot!'). Buy Threat Evaluation Eyewear, Surveillance Candy, Treason-Free Speech Limiters, LubriSkates and Commie Traps. Then kick back with a can of ParteeTym Mildly Intoxicating Beverage and a copy of 101 Fun Songs to Sing in Line. So you don't forget, demonstrate your loyalty by buying all this essential STUFF today!