What I expected was something that I could actually use to tell a story. "My son, you are the rightful heir to the kingdom of Westmoor", or "Sir John the Honest murdered me" scratched into the rock next to a skeleton, or "I curse you to not find rest until you restore the honor you lost when you caused your brother's death".

Instead, this is basically a list of things the author thought would be funny if characters said just before they died. Things like "Hah! They'll never hit me at this distan...", or "Of course it's just a statue!", or "Cut the red wire".

It would take a contrived set of circumstances to make this list useful in a campaign.